The Lonely Island - I Am On a Boat
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Raw Spite, Motherfucker, I Am On a Boat
Xah Lee, 2011-09-10
I'm on a Boat (2009), a silly rap song. The song is extremely popular. Quote from Wikipedia: «The music video reached number one on YouTube in February 2009 and was number one on the U.S. iTunes music video chart.».
Love the song. Pure swagger delivered raw.
(shawty) Aww shit Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty) Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck (yeah, shawty) But stay on your motherfuckin toes We runnin this, let's go I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah) I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit This dolphin's splashin, gettin everybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh Get the fuck up, this boat is real
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker) Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah) The boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon, look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat comin my way Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause im sailin on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shawty Yeah yeah yeahhh