Sexual Equality but Please Buy Me Dinner and Diamonds

“Girls That Piss Me Off” By JennaMarbles 2011-05-18
“Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”

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Humor: How to Prepare for a Date

“How To Get Ready For A Date” By JennaMarbles 2011-07-20

“smells like desperation”. LOL.

New word i learned today: “sweater puppies”.

“How To Get Laid” By makemebad35 2010-07-03

“Dick No More”. LOL.

Alright. Those are jokes. For you geek boys out there, you might as well pick up some serious tips today. Here's one to start you off.

What to do when you see an attractive girl?

Rush out of sight quietly.

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Who wrote the bible?

A exceedingly funny video that's wildly popular.

“PamelaForeman Another Question For Atheists [reposted]”
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TamTamPamala on “Who Wrote Bible?”

for several more vids and info, see http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/who_wrote_bible.html

Windows: How to Remove “Win 7 Antivirus 2012”

Big warning to you all. I just got hit by a virus on my Windows 7 machine. The virus is called: “Win 7 Antivirus 2012”. (it's a virus that pretends to be a antivirus software)

First i describe how to remove it for those of you came here for that. Then i blog about how i got this virus and my PC experiences.

What's “Win 7 Antivirus 2012”

It's a virus that pretends to be a anti-virus software. It basically screws up your computer, prevents you to run any app, and kept asking with a pop-up dialogue for you pay by credit card for a bogus anti-virus software.

Windows: How to Remove “Win 7 Antivirus 2012”

The virus cames with several different names. e.g. {“Win 7 Antivirus 2012”, “Win 7 Security 2012 ”, “XP Antivirus 2012”, …}. To remove it, i recommend following this article at:

Remove Win 7 Security 2012 (Uninstall Guide) (2011-12-06) By Grinler. @ Source www.bleepingcomputer.com

That article will ask you to download some tools. Do it. I've used their product in the past years. I trust them. It is free.

Just in case that site is being hijacked or sometimes in the future no longer exists or sold with changed info, the following is a guide on how to remove from my own experience.

• Download “FixNCR.reg” at http://download.bleepingcomputer.com/reg/FixNCR.reg and run it. This will fix the registry. Wait for the program to finish. It should take no more than 2 minutes.

• Download “RKill” at http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/anti-virus/rkill and run it.

“RKill” will terminate the rogue program that's running. Some rogue program prevents RKill to run. So, if you double click on RKill and it won't run, try download the same program but different name from the site above.

• Download “Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware” at http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/download/anti-virus/malwarebytes-anti-malware.

“Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware” is a anti-virus software, one of which i trust. It's shareware.

Install it, follow all default options, then run it. Allow it to update when it starts. Then, do a full scan. (May take 1 hour.) After scan, remove the virus detected. After it's done, it'll create a log file listing the removed rogue software.

Malwarebytes screenshot.

My Experiences of Virus on Windows

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Christian and Islam Kills for Blasphemy

new article, see English: Etymology of Blasphemy


Sexual fantasy & Orgy — in Laura Branigan's Self Control

Here's a music video that depicts a fundamental human desire, sex, and orgy.

“Laura Branigan - Self Control” amazon

For lyrics, see Laura Branigan - Self Control

Xah's Blogs and Asking for help

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Total Eclipse of the Heart, parody,

“Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version (REFRAMED)”, by David A Scott (aka dascottjr).

If you have a eye for humanity, language, art, then you'll note quite a few things.

  • The original music video is done as a arthouse film. Top quality directing and imagination. Very rare today.
  • The song is about a woman's loneliness and fantasy of sex with boys. A taboo topic in today's USA.
  • The video shows masculine beauty. All the pretty boys. And the swim team, karate, fencing, football, gymnasts. She is the only women in the film.
  • Go thru and understand all the slangs, allusions, references, in the parody version. Parodies, and comics, usually captures the real world observations, pop culture, as they are, because in order to make people laugh, you have to be real. (as opposed to what academicians, politicians, activists, or grammarians, want to tell you about feminism, language, etc.)
  • The parody version has several slangs. “effing” = fucking. Also, there's “felt me up” and “weirded out”. I think they started as teen girl slangs. If you know the history of these, please tell.

for the full Xah experience, see: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart.


CoffeeScript or Dart, Javascript Replacement?

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Good article i agree on:

A Case Against Using CoffeeScript (2011-12-10) By Ryan Florence. @ Source ryanflorence.com

Every point he mentioned i agree. Here's some elaborations on some syntax aspects:

  • Don't be a fucking smartass and create a layer of lang on top of a lang and think that you improved it. It introduces complexity.
  • The grammar of syntax should be simple, and each symbol should ideally have one and only one meaning. It should never be context dependent. Syntax should be free-flow of sequence of symbols so it can be automatically formatted.
  • Don't fuck with whitespace like Python and Haskell. Using whitespace for code block makes the semantics of whitespace symbols extremely complicated.
  • If you like whitespace indentation for readability, proper solution is to create a layer of format language (e.g. HTML) instead, like in Mathematica. (e.g. When in a special reader or editor, you have headers, sub-headers, inclusion of images or illustrations, audio, and expressions can be renders as “2-dimensional” math expression.)
  • The brackets ()[]{} and other matching pairs 【】〈〉「」 etc are the most important classes of symbols in syntax. They have the property of demarcation at the syntax level. That is, you do not need complex parser to know how the code is nested.
  • Don't fuck with symbols. Don't replace && || by and or. Or replacing {} by begin end (Ruby commit this idiocy). Math uses symbols for a reason. If you can, incorporate Unicode symbols in your lang.
  • Don't be a fucking smartass and start to use complex things such as the idiotic lisp macros, or Python's “List Comprehension”, or “closures” fuck. The perl idiots are the group that loves to diddle code at syntax level (e.g. the one-liner fuck). Stick with basic code, and even avoid idioms. Use these only when the it is natural in the language and really appropriate. Most of time you probably should leave your code verbose.

Moral: Don't use CoffeeScript, also, don't use Google's Dart. Stick with Javascript.

Q: What's Dart in a nutshell?
A: Javascript with Java syntax.

For general understanding of syntax and formatting, see:

For essays on use of symbols in syntax, see:

For some semantic issues, see:

bubblegum dance: caramell dance

caramel dancing
Caramell Dance

more and info at Caramell - Caramel Dancing (Caramelldansen)

Male vs Female, Real World Observations

wearing the same shirt guys vs girls-c100-d4

more at: Male vs Female, Real World Observations

bubblegum dance music: Butterfly

Butterfly 09 (United Forces Airplay Edit), sung by Veronica Almqvist and Malin Kernby. (2009) amazon

Smile.dk - Butterfly (Song from Dance Dance Revolution)


human furniture

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Song: all the same to me, by Anya Marina

A fantastic song by Anya Marina.

The word that describe this song's feel would be: lackadaisical.

“Anya Marina - All The Same To Me” amazon

Very nice music video, directed by Josh Forbes.

Anya Marina also sung a sexy version of TI's “Whatever You Like”, made popular by the TV show Gossip Girl. See: Anya Marina - Whatever You Like (Gossip Girl).

Another circus-like song is Björk's Unison. Also similar is Lily Allen's Fuck You Very Much.

For lyrics, see: Anya Marina - All the Same to Me