Angry Birds on the Plane
there's a dude sitting besides me on the airplane, playing Angry Birds on iPad. All of a sudden, he shouts: “i've got 2 bombs, go to hell you stupid pigs”. I jumped, and all other passengers wet their pants.
飞机上有个二逼坐我旁边用iPad玩愤怒的小鸟，玩着玩着突然激动地大吼一声：“我有两个炸弹！都他妈死吧蠢猪们！”当时吓了我一大跳…… 那天飞机上的其他乘客也都吓尿了...... (from xie107)